| William (Wilco?) | |
| Information | |
|---|---|
| Gender: | Male |
| Species/Breed: | Human |
| Occupation: | Formerly Marine Corps member |
| Enemies: | Iraqi army |
| Friends: | Satchel Pooch |
| Known Relatives: | Rob Wilco |
Rob's Marine cousin, called "Willie" by Satchel, who lost a leg in the Iraq War. An uncharacteristically serious story arc showed Rob meeting William's plane when he returned home. He was sad that Dunkin' Donuts no longer made crullers, a sentiment shared by Satchel.