Wēzl Wār
Type: Corporation
Founder: Satchel Pooch
Current Leader: Bucky B. Katt
Date of Establishment: Sometime around September 24, 2007
Date of Reorganization: September 28, 2007, company bought by Monkeywhere?
First Appearance: September 24, 2007

Wēzl Wār (pronounced "Weasel Wear") was originally a pro-ferret clothing line started by Satchel, but was later bought by Monkeywhere?, who's CEO couldn't stand clothes being sold to and supporting ferrets.

Known Products Edit

  • A t-shirt with the company logo
  • A t-shirt with the phrase "Wezls 'R' Us"
  • A t-shirt with the phrase "Ferret State"
  • A t-shirt with the phrase "The Royal Weasel"

Trivia Edit

  • As with Monkeywhere? and Buckco, the ultimate fate of this company remains a mystery.
  • If Wēzl Wār was pronounced the way it was spelled, it would be pronounced "Wayzl Wahr".
  • After the company was sold to Monkeywhere?, it most likely that it began seling anti-ferret merchandise.