The S.A.P.S. "Pouitry Slam" (Save the Apes poetry slam) was a poetry slam Bucky used to insult Rob and con Satchel out of money. The admission price was $8. It gave away "Free Sodas" that were really just cutouts from a magazine.
Cat in a Sink Edit
"Water, water, everywhere.
I didn't do it."
Rhymes with "Slob" Edit
Eenie, meanie, beanie, meanie, teanie, meanie, meanie meanie meanie MEANIE MEANIE MEANIE ROB!